Bucket List

 

 

I have had a no good, awful, down right rotten, week. I have had the kind of week where you are already angry and instead of going safely around the corner you jam your pinky toe as hard as you can into the nearest object. The kind of week when your kids Scream bloody murder in the grocery store, party all night long, and pee on the floor. I have had the kind of week where I feel like my kids are actually trying to kill me. I firmly believe that it's never too late to start the day over, which I've done about 75,000 times this week but I have just had enough. To make it worse I didn't ration enough Soda, and this water I'm drinking feels like Poison coursing through my body. And in the way my Brain works I thought to myself...I should make a bucket list in case my Kids actually succeed this week.

 

So This Is the Start of it...

Now I do have things on my list like Skydive and Base jump but there are so many things that I want to do, that I have no reason NOT to be doing them.

 

So, In No Specific order, this is my "I'm going to regret not doing the little things" Bucket List

 

 

1. Sing Karaoke (I've been on stage numerous times for Drama Club and Speech League, but the idea of singing Karaoke is terrifying to me)

 

2. Ride a Mechanical Bull

 

3. I'd really enjoy having a great set of Abs...this is last on my list because I think I'll probably get struck by lightening if this should happen

 

4. Bake a Chocolate Souffle (I've heard it's really hard)

 

5. Take a Road Trip strictly to see America's Oddities.

Every Time we go to Allentown, we pass this Miniature Village. I've thought about going numerous times but we have never gone.

 

6. I'd like to know anything about Cars..

 

7.  I'm going to Dye myself Orange.

By this I mean, I bought Spray Tan and I'm trying to work up the courage to use it

 

8. Get to the Center of a Tootsie Roll Pop without Biting it...

 

 9. Now I have done both of these in my lifetime, but I sadly can't remember the last time I did either

Do a Cartwheel and Roll Down a Small Hill

 

10. Cook Thanksgiving Dinner for my Family

This will come to fruition next weekend. I had always thought there would be someone else in my life hosting Thanksgiving, but my Brain must have had a Meltdown when I volunteered to do this. I know they'll love me no matter what.

 

I realize this is only one bad week. Hopefully I will have a hundred more horrible weeks. But if I don't, I don't think I'm going to be mad that I never went Skydiving or Rode in a Hot Air Balloon.

I'd rather know that I passed a Tradition on to my kids or I learned to Appreciate my love handles. I want to Forget my Umbrella on purpose, Tear down a wall (literal or otherwise), and have no regrets about eating an entire box of Oreos in one sitting.

 

I'm having a horrible week but I know Life is Good